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  From:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   6/18/2001 6:38 am  
To:  ALL   (1 of 9)  
 
  69.1  
 
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THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS A VAMPIRE 
1. At the last supper he said drink of me, as this my blood. 
2. While on the cross Roman soldiers drove drove wooden spears through his body. 
3. He rose from the grave. 
THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN 
1. His first name was Jesus 
2. He was bilingual 
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities 
THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS BLACK 
1. He called everybody "brother" 
2. He liked Gospel 
3. He couldn't get a fair trial 
THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS JEWISH 
1. He went into his father's business 
2. He lived at home until he was 33 
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God 
THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS ITALIAN 
1. He talked with his hands 
2. He had wine with every meal 
3. He worked in the building trades 
THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN 
1. He never cut his hair 
2. He walked around barefoot 
3. He started a new religion 
THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS IRISH 
1. He never got married 
2. He was always telling stories 
3. He loved green pastures 
(and now the MOST Compelling "EVIDENCE" 
Something to darn near offend everyone!! 
Again. 
THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS A WOMAN 
1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food 
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just 
didn't get it 
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work 
for him to do. 
 
  
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  From:  DW (DeathWish123)   6/18/2001 9:28 am  
To:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   (2 of 9)  
 
  69.2 in reply to 69.1  
 
Thats wrong.

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W.W.I.D 

What would I do? 

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I am the baddest mother in the valley.
 
  
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  From:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   6/18/2001 11:35 am  
To:  DW (DeathWish123)   (3 of 9)  
 
  69.3 in reply to 69.2  
 
wrong?

 
  
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  From:  M_DAuvergne   6/23/2001 7:33 am  
To:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   (4 of 9)  
 
  69.4 in reply to 69.1  
 
Uhhh....Rob? 
I had nothing to do with that post. I can't beleive you'd post such a thing...mb you were trying to be funny? 

Sorry, it isn't...good try tho...

Je te remercie! 

~M. D'Auvergne
 
  
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  From:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   6/23/2001 2:58 pm  
To:  ALL   (5 of 9)  
 
  69.5 in reply to 69.4  
 
people, what's wrong? what's so offending about this that it's somehow even shocking to non-christians ....? I really don't get it ....

 
  
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  From:  S_Fragger   6/24/2001 12:31 pm  
To:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   (6 of 9)  
 
  69.6 in reply to 69.1  
 
...uh.....Rob, it wasn't that funny my friend..... 
For all that the Church perverted his ideals and beliefs for themselves, he was a good man. 

Whatever he was, whatever his ideals, he was a good man who died for his beliefs...i'd be proud to have him at my side in my unit... 

Respect the dead who died honorably my friend... 

 
  
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  From:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   6/24/2001 1:12 pm  
To:  S_Fragger   (7 of 9)  
 
  69.7 in reply to 69.6  
 
Note: I got this from a site against racism, this was a reply to an E-mail the webmaster got from a christian fundamentalist, listing similarities between: Black people and the Satan, Homosexuals and Satan, Muslims and Satan etc... so the webmaster replied by sending him the=at list. That's why I put it up here .... 
By the way, this refers to the biblical Jesus, not the historic Jozhua. 



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  From:  M_DAuvergne   6/30/2001 7:29 am  
To:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   (8 of 9)  
 
  69.8 in reply to 69.7  
 
Well, the thing that somewhat offended me is that, yes, there are many christians out there who are less than smart, and I've come on here to somewhat argue and have some fun. You, however have outright insulted them, which is only okay (in the other board we've been on) if they are being absolutely, totally annoying and moronic, and this is THEIR board, not ours, this time. Moreover, you poke fun at their deity, which is extremely rude in my point of view. 
Sorry, Rob.


~M. D'Auvergne
 
  
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   From:  BenRDeemed (ScottR1982)   7/9/2001 1:55 pm  
To:  Natureboy (Vamp_Rob)   (9 of 9)  
 
  69.9 in reply to 69.1  
 
Rob, 
You got many interesting posts from the varios non-Christians who hang around here, so I thought I would give you one from a Christian. 

I actually take more offense to the characatures of the various races, then tieing any of them to Jesus. 

But is it not interesting that we can see such a relatable variety in the life of Jesus to people of various backgrounds? We Christians believe that Jesus relates to us because He has gone through what we have gone through. Your post brings that to life in ways that many Christians have problems in communicating. 

Hebrews 4:14-16... 
14 Seeing then that we have a great High Priest who has passed through the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast [our] confession. 15 For we do not have a High Priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but was in all [points] tempted as [we are, yet] without sin. 16 Let us therefore come boldly to the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy and find grace to help in time of need. 

I take great comfort in that. 

God's blessings 
Scott 

 
  
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